OTISSSS

Closest I've ever gotten to making a real game: You know how every elevator in the whole world goes under the name OTIS? Well, OTIS is a game about this really pimped out black guy, who just happens to stumble upon the invention of the elevator. Gracing the world with this invention he also graces the world with the fact that he alone can control the elevators, making them lethal flying machines with which he can fight evil. And by evil, I mean of course Silvia who used to be our boss when we were serving coffee during the COP15 meeting of 2009. How I hated her. I hated her so much that I even made this game about killing her huge swiss, stressed out face flying around in the sky. In the finished game she tried to kiss OTIS all the time, so he has to close the elevator doors so that he can ram into her face which, if done enough times, will cause her head to explode.